Now for an important message :
From the Desk of Apollo
Congratulations! You have arrived. Apollo's Pad is the premiere #1 one-stop all-inclusive no-muss-no-fuss get-in-and-get-out do-your- filthy-bizness-with-mommy-wipe-yourself-off-and-beat-it-before-daddy-gets-home destination site specializing in only the finest puppetry entertainment anywhere on the Internet and beyond! Created, produced and hosted by yours truly, Apollo's Pad is a variety show like no other one that has come before, is coming now or will ever come in the future. How can I make such a claim? Puppet time machines (more on that later). Every week on Apollo's Pad, we showcase an exciting cornucopia of all things entertaining, such as hilarious jokes and much, much more! And talk about talent! Apollo's Pad most certainly has its "hands" on some of the most talented puppets in the biz: we got rapping puppets, rocking puppets, singing puppets and real live dancing women that will take their clothes off for you–I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE THEY WILL!! Oh, and don't forget: we also got booze! Lots and lots of booze: liquor, beer, wine, vanilla extract, Clamato. Whatever you want. Cuz when we ain't busy busting our butts making a top-quality video show for you––the beautiful people of the Internet world––Apollo's Pad is operating as a fully-functioning nightclub and bar–open 7 nights a week and available for party rentals and bake-offs.
So, if you've been looking for the best in puppetry entertainment AND a cozy lil' place to get your drink on, Apollo's Pad is your new Pad. I'm so completely positive that you're going to enjoy yourself here, I've even put my name on it.
Remember! At Apollo's Pad there's …
- Never A Cover Charge!
- Late Nite Breakfast Menus!
- Mystery Beverage Mondays! (Between 8pm and 9:10pm)